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Guys' Ballet Line

It was a day, not so very long ago, back in the summer of '96. The Aqua Girls were just beginning to learn hop docks (hopping of the dock on one ski), many were beginning to complain that it was too hard. They said, "Todd we can't do this why don't we just drop a ski?" Matt said to the girls "It isn't that hard." But they did not believe him. So he told me that he and I would do it to show them how easy it was. I said that I had never done them before but I would give it a try. So we went out and we did it. Thus began a scary thing, guys forming a ballet line. It is ugly it is scary but to this day no guy on the Aqua Addicts has ever missed a hop dock, ever. Knocked out the whole line while they were out there, yes; looked like fools, yes; but missed a hop dock, never.

Todd Swivels he he he

Swiveling is reserved for the Aqua Girls. But Todd has swiveled, just to say he has done it, I think, I hope, I pray. It was not pretty, it was not graceful, it was not alone, but he did do it. One day he went out behind the boat with his brother skiing beside him on two skis and spotting him, and Todd completed a toe turn. He was not even marginally as good as the swivel skiers on our team. Sorry Todd, its true!